I went to Primary with Joshua, Carson and Trinity this past Sunday. During senior sharing time, the leader was teaching about the restoration of the gospel and made the comment, "To get to heaven, you must be baptized."
Joshua's eyes opened wide and with panic in his voice, said, "Grandma, I've GOT to get baptismed!"
Then during junior sharing time, the leader, teaching the same lesson, asked the question of her younger congregation, "What do you have to do to get to heaven?"
Carson, dressed in his Sunday suit complete with black silk bowtie, shot his hand in the air. The intense expression on his face must have drawn the attention of the primary leader because she called on him. "Carson, do you know what we have to do to get to heaven?"
"Yes. You have to die."