Get In Line

My dad had a black cowboy hat. It had a hillbilly shape to it. My mom would cringe everytime she saw him in it. Dad couldn't see anything wrong with it. He loved his black hat. Mom hid it. He'd find it. I believe he wore even more because of her opposition to it. One day I came home from school to find it nailed to the front of the garage. What was that about? I suppose only a wife knows.
So, I would write something very clever and fun about our new "mini-winebago" but I'm at a loss. You may think I'm kidding. I'm not. I had no comments when I first saw my new ride and I'm still silent on the matter. I will admit that Richard had intentions of painting her in order to soften the blow. Oh, that would take away her character and reason for gut wrenching laughter wherever we go! My only comments about Minnie have been to leave her character in tact.
You will be jealous of me when you learn that I am riding across the country in our Minnie Winnie.
I know you can't wait for a trip with us. Get in line and no pushing or butting.

This is "MY" side! (Just in case you wondered)

Not only did we get it with this lovely fish decal, it also came equipped with a bible and a Billy Graham daily devotional book.

Yes, you're seeing pink and blue. The interior is amply covered with beautiful '80's light blue carpet. Look closely and you can tell why Richard will always be the driver!

I know that you can't help but be jealous of me.